Parking Space War

What is Parking Space War?


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Picture this: You're going to the mall and you're in the car with your 3 friends. Its raining out, one idiot wants to pee and the annoying one's feet are tired so you want the closest space possible

YOU SPOT THE CLOSEST PARKING SPACE IN THE WHOLE PLACE

..then A HUGE SUV PULLS UP on the opposite side of the row to take it

OH SNAP

the loser didnt get it because you skillfully hit the turning signal and floored it in front of them

Rachel just got into a parking space war and an the old man walking in front of her car was a casualty

See parking, lot, space, war, iraq


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