What is Parking The Pink Cannondale?
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A childish cyclists' euphemism for having sex
"Oh yes, he said he would be out riding with us today, but he's got a new girlfriend- too busy Parking the Pink Cannondale.............."
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"He Parked the Pink Cannondale at London Bridge, thus causing great offence and perturbation to passing tourists."
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A colloquial for 'Tampon'
I wish you women would bring 'mouse pillows' when you're on the rag.
See tampon, pe..
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n. Masturbating with a well lubed hand of a passed out girl.
Ever since Petey donned the velvet glove for the first time, his life has ..