What is Parking The Pink Cannondale?


1.

A childish cyclists' euphemism for having sex

"Oh yes, he said he would be out riding with us today, but he's got a new girlfriend- too busy Parking the Pink Cannondale.............."

or

"He Parked the Pink Cannondale at London Bridge, thus causing great offence and perturbation to passing tourists."

See bicycle, mountain bike, sex, double entendre, knob


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