Parkouwned

What is Parkouwned?

(mix of parkour and owned) when someone attempts a parkour move only to end up absolutely failing badly.

Guy 1: "He tried to parkour by running up a wall, but he ran too fast and ended up running face-first into it."

Guy 2: "Damn. He got parkouwned by a wall. haha."

See parkour, freerunning, owned, fail

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