Parkouwned

What is Parkouwned?

(mix of parkour and owned) when someone attempts a parkour move only to end up absolutely failing badly.

Guy 1: "He tried to parkour by running up a wall, but he ran too fast and ended up running face-first into it."

Guy 2: "Damn. He got parkouwned by a wall. haha."

See parkour, freerunning, owned, fail

Ziggy's

1. The greatest club/house party to be found in the world Wednesday is ZIGGY'S NIGHT..

Smellcheck

1. A discreet and quick whiff of the underarms to find out how bad you smell; usually disguised as an awkward strech or yawn dude before y..

Shlubie

1. shlubie - a noun in the context of stating what type of person someone is; a verb in the tense of an accidental boggle of a situtation (..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Parkouwned Edit Meaning