What is Parksey?
1.
Someone who is ALWAYS having sex with ugly fat people is called a Parksey as a nickname. This also helps ugly people know who will be likely to have sex with them.
This term is "often" used in rural areas of Suffolk.
"God he is such a Parksey!"
Or when said person is chatting up a ugly fat woman.
"Oi Parksey...red card my son"
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