Parlamentied

What is Parlamentied?


1.

A major screw-up at your own hands. This usually occurs at a critical junction or at the last possible moment that something could go wrong. Often is committed when with the opposite sex.

So I almost went all the way with Cindy last night, but I totally parlamentied it by getting cookie crumbs all inside the condom.

See mess, up, fail, accident


77

Random Words:

1. a big fat black wart on the ass. A little prick on the penis. Damn she whipped out her balls and I saw her reevers. See bitch, faggo..
1. A combination of sensual(passionately gratifying) and sexual(intimately sexy), creating an extremely pleasurable and highly satisfying w..
1. A derogatory football term based largely in the area of banbridge and loughbrickland in northern ireland, when someones first touch of a..