What is Parlamentied?
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A major screw-up at your own hands. This usually occurs at a critical junction or at the last possible moment that something could go wrong. Often is committed when with the opposite sex.
So I almost went all the way with Cindy last night, but I totally parlamentied it by getting cookie crumbs all inside the condom.
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A term used in the Socom series when someone jumps, zooms in, shoots, then zooms out when they hit the ground.
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When a male ejaculates into a females mouth, and hands her a toothbrush, to use semen as toothpaste.
Often performed several times unti..
