What is Parlamentied?
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A major screw-up at your own hands. This usually occurs at a critical junction or at the last possible moment that something could go wrong. Often is committed when with the opposite sex.
So I almost went all the way with Cindy last night, but I totally parlamentied it by getting cookie crumbs all inside the condom.
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