What is Parlamentied?
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A major screw-up at your own hands. This usually occurs at a critical junction or at the last possible moment that something could go wrong. Often is committed when with the opposite sex.
So I almost went all the way with Cindy last night, but I totally parlamentied it by getting cookie crumbs all inside the condom.
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A term for having no pants on.
Completely naked below the waist.
Sarah came out of the shower and had her shirt on already but was sti..
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It's when you're fooling around and you get in such a position that her tits are actually on your ass. This is not great for ..
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Having a complete meltdown, over something trivial or nothing at all.
Wow, Meadow just had a Mariah Moment because she did not want the..