What is Parlamentied?
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A major screw-up at your own hands. This usually occurs at a critical junction or at the last possible moment that something could go wrong. Often is committed when with the opposite sex.
So I almost went all the way with Cindy last night, but I totally parlamentied it by getting cookie crumbs all inside the condom.
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Headphones used with or without music primarily to ignore someone.
Jason: I was sitting next to a Mormon on my flight yesterday.
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See: My Freshmen Year of College.
Many young lads move into the dorms every year, expecting to find the Vagina Chronicles.
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