What is Parlamentied?
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A major screw-up at your own hands. This usually occurs at a critical junction or at the last possible moment that something could go wrong. Often is committed when with the opposite sex.
So I almost went all the way with Cindy last night, but I totally parlamentied it by getting cookie crumbs all inside the condom.
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The sexual position in which one partner is held in the air upside down performing fellatio or cunnilingus and reaching around to finger..
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The process through which the dead communicate with the living through household recording devices.
My dead ex-girlfriend contacted me ..
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a) Internet anonymity
b) The comfortable facelessness of the internet which tends to encourage lack of inhibition, snarkiness, porn con..
