What is Parlamentied?
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A major screw-up at your own hands. This usually occurs at a critical junction or at the last possible moment that something could go wrong. Often is committed when with the opposite sex.
So I almost went all the way with Cindy last night, but I totally parlamentied it by getting cookie crumbs all inside the condom.
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when a lady is giving u head but doesn't want you to cum in her mouth. You cum in your hand and slap her in the face and say "..
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the act of having sex while dressed up as the monopoly man. it can be every day, or only when your girl passes go. prefereabbly on a bo..
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1 horse excrement
2. nonsense
(See also horseshit)
We don't care about any of this horse hockey, tell it to someone who cares...
