Parlor Peter

What is Parlor Peter?


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a dildo or object used as a dildo; in the days when there were parlors and girls used to sit and rock and because of Victorian taboos, no boys were allowed, the girls got off by impovised dildos or parlor peters.

Clementine rocked back and forth in the rocker and in and out with her parlor peter, hoping by chance some wayward boy would stop by and take her to paradise.


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