Parochial Edit Meaning

1. Say you're fuckin' a drunk chick with your meat magic. At the last minute you pull out and spurt your spooge all over her tig ..

1. A manly, wrinkly woman that is the 'girlfriend of Pork Scotch. She has rabbit teeth and is as ugly and manly as Pork Scotch himself..

1. To fail to attend friends and loved one's momentous occasions, despite having assured them one would be there, only to instead opt ..