Parolisite

What is Parolisite?


1.

The slimy, rat- like creature who lives in the back of your apartment.

The Parolisite leaves mounds of trash in his wake and refuses to clean up after himself because, "it doesn't bother him".

The Parolisite feeds off of stale oreos, pringles, and obscure packaged foods only found in the kosher aisle.

The apartment dwellers try to avoid him at all costs, often resulting in ignored phonecalls and unanswered texts.

The Parolisite cannot be exterminated with neither ant nor roach killer. The only way to truly rid yourself of a Parolisite infestation is to find him another host.

That kid is a total slob; he must be a Parolisite.

See brandon, parolisite, bugs, roaches, ants, smelly, messy, roommate, sucks

2.

The Parolisite often leaves the "Paroly surprise": yellow toilet water and one square of toilet paper.

You know you have a Parolisite problem when you look in to the bathroom and find a "Paroly surprise".

See brandon, parolisite, toilet, parasite


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