What is Parquay?
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Gay people who try desparately to fool everyone into believing that they are straight. Closeted gay men who think no one else can tell that they are gay. People that the gay community would rather not be associated with and are disgusted by. Closeted gay men who get themselves into trouble because of their stupidity. People who would go to extreme lengths to squash rumors or accusations that they are gay.
Tom Cruise is so Parquay, Spokane mayor Jim West, New Jersey Gov. James McGreevey, Florida Senator Mark Foley is such a Parquay.
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To suck yourself off while dropping a deuce. See blumpkin.
Everyday at 5:00 PM Tom gives himself a salary auto-blumpkin at work.
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