Parrotsite

What is Parrotsite?


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n - {par-uht-sahyt} - A fervent follower of all things Jimmy Buffet. Typically a no life, middle-aged, pot-bellied, balding alcoholic that hangs around in karaoke bars singing (butchering) “Margaritaville” or “Cheeseburger in Paradise” to try and attract a mate only to end up going home alone and cross-dressing while his dog licks his legs.

John: Hey, you wanna come play poker that the Parrot Pub tonight?

Us: Nope, that place is too full of Parrotsites.

See big urn, drunk, poser


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