What is Parsnip?
1.
The female form of man parts.
"hannah, i love your parsnip!"
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2.
Parsnip. A grime term for circumcision.
Geeza 1 : Yeah man, got ma foreskin snipped off innit
Geeze 2: Rags man! Dats a par!
Geeza 1: Yeah man, some fucking parsnip ting.
(par-snip, cos its a snip dats a par, get me)
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3.
coded term for cigarillo, be it CAO, swisher, or any other tasty tobacco treat
"Titties man, I could really go for a parsnip!"
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4.
Some vegetable that's fuzzy or something. Who really knows for sure?
Dude, what the hell is a parsnip?
5.
When a male deficates on a womans face then waits until it is dry and continues by forcing the fecal matter into the womans mouth and procedes to face fuck her leaving an oatmeal pie like substance in her mouth.
"Hey Darnell will you give me a parsnip"
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