Part Time Pirate

What is Part Time Pirate?


1.

Thou, that doeseth decieve thy neighbour via misconception of mortal bar fighting wounds by way of an eye patch.

Jayden: Dude, look at this nasty stab wound I got in a bar fight. In the face! (Points at eyepatch.)

Random Dude 1: Woah!

(later)

Random Dude 2: Man, that Jayden is bullshittin' 'bout that eye stab thing, just like the time he said he beat up that Subway manager

Random Dude 1: Yeah, I heard he just got conjunctivitis and couldn't be fucked going to see a doctor.

Random dude 2: What a fucking Part Time Pirate...

See pirate, stab, woah, eyepatch


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