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Everything is 50/50, either it happens or it doesn't.
According to the Foley/Altstaetter Theorem, I have a 50/50 chance of winning..
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to have intercourse with another's orifice whilst having tobasco, salsa or any other sort of hot sauce slatherd on your weiner. Nam..
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Taking a crap when it leaves a lot of clean up.
Man. I reallly pushed clay this morning. Must have been all that cheese and begels last..