Particles

What is Particles?

Pronounced "par ti cleez." He was the Greek god of quality-looking cheap furniture and the spokesperson for Rooms To Go.

Speaker 1: "Hey, Chuck got a new case for his home entertainment center. I heard it's pretty nice."

Speaker 2: "No. I saw it, and it's pretty cheesy. He'll be praying to Particles the first time someone puts a cold cold drink down on the wood."

See furniture, wood, plywood

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