What is Parties?
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Dipshit: Dude, are you going to the party this weekend?
Me: Nah, I've got better things to do with my time.
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An excuse for kids to gather sketchily in someones basement, backyard, or parents living room drinking hard alcohol out of clear water bottles (as if people can't figure out that they aren't sipping Evian). There ofcourse are the regulars at every party. Theres always atleast 3 girls crying, the really high kid, the drunk girl everyones trying to control, the cracked out kids who sit on the couch in a daze, and the nerds who try really hard to blend in. Theres only like 5 really good parties a year becuase in
-DUDE, DID YOU GO TO THAT PARTY THE OTHER NIGHT!?!
-I HEARD IT WAS GAY
-YEA....I GUESS IT KINDA WAS....