Parties

What is Parties?


1.

Weed and alcohol. What was once a simple, innocent, get together for friends and family, is now essentially a cool kid hangout to "get drunk" and "get high" as if it's the only way to have a "good time". Typically, shitty music is played at these but everyone seems to enjoy it for one reason or another (mostly because a good 90% or so don't have actual personalities).

See also: party.

Dipshit: Dude, are you going to the party this weekend?

Me: Nah, I've got better things to do with my time.

2.

An excuse for kids to gather sketchily in someones basement, backyard, or parents living room drinking hard alcohol out of clear water bottles (as if people can't figure out that they aren't sipping Evian). There ofcourse are the regulars at every party. Theres always atleast 3 girls crying, the really high kid, the drunk girl everyones trying to control, the cracked out kids who sit on the couch in a daze, and the nerds who try really hard to blend in. Theres only like 5 really good parties a year becuase in Fairfield Countykids prefer to either sit at the party talking about how gay it is or sit at home imagining how gay it would have been. Becuase they're too cool to take the risk of being at a "gay party".

-DUDE, DID YOU GO TO THAT PARTY THE OTHER NIGHT!?!

-I HEARD IT WAS GAY

-YEA....I GUESS IT KINDA WAS....


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