What is Partland?
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verb: to get really drunk, destroy something that does not belong to you (i.e. public washroom, local grocery store, etc.), and be brought home by the local authorities.
John: Oh man, you have to watch over me tonight, just incase I get out of hand and partland something.
Jim: True that.
Random Words:
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Really silly, homes!
Oybee doybee wouldja lookit that!..
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A man with a small penis that tries to have sex with a girl while shes drastically bent over.
I dont know why he was trying that positi..
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The scariest and most dangerous thing a penis will *ever* encounter.
Also see cooter.
Shit, my wang got bit off by a cooter with teeth..