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A person who is sexually attracted to objects.
I think my roomate has objectaphilia, As soon as he saw my new coffe table he immeadetly..
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When you drink about 30 beers the night before and eat a can of corn.
Johnny woke up early this morning, went straight to the bathroom ..
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When a woman who is said to be on birth control purposely doesn't take her pill so that her significant other will get her pregnant..