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The act of putting a small, activated glowstic down your urethra in order to give your penis the appearance of a lightsabre.
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A coating of dirt that welfare children get on the bottoms of their feet. Usually because mom doesn't believe in cleaning the house..
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The irrational fear that one's laptop computer may explode.
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