Party Promise

What is Party Promise?


1.

Party promises are those "plans" you make at the end of social gatherings where one, if not both, promisers never actually intend on following through.

"Dude, we should totally grab coffee sometime soon!"

"Yea, totally!"

(one or both thinking: "this coffee date will never happen, but I can stop talking to them now")

See partee

2.

Something you say at a party that you have no intention of keeping, especially if you will probably never see the person again. Similar to a "little white lie."

"I promise I'll pull out in time"

"No, that's no a roofiecolada"

3.

definition - a brand of instant coffee

background - cheap, powdered "coffee"

" oh, i don't want to give this coffee

party - it's gonna cost the earth. never

mind, i'll give them Party Promise - cheap

but tastes like Rocca Toon. "

4.

Lies that bush the punks made to get elected.

They invent self serving lies and other evilness to make their bullshit sound good and those lies are "party promises".

"The war in Iraq is under control".

"This will keep social securit solvent".

"I served as a fighter pilot in the national guard".

And, his worst one,

"I love America".

5.

A hook up at a party that is predetermined and everyone at the party knows it will happen

WOW, he really got with her, shes fuckin slammin

Yeah man, whatever, it was a drunk party promise

6.

background - a party

definition - we are not enjoying ourselves

pre-party - ah, this ( the

party ) looks promising, i

think i'll attend . . . .

" this party looked promising, but we are

not enjoying ourselves - it was

obviously not a promise - it must have

been a PARTY PROMISE - . . . . THE

WINE FLOWED MIRTHLESS AND MERRYWISE . .

. . "

See washed


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