What is Paruresis?
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Popularly known as bashful bladder, shy bladder, stage fright, pee shy, etc. A social phobia with both physical and psychological aspects that make it impossible to urinate when anyone else is near by.
One guy to another: "My bladder is bursting and I can't pee a drop with all these guys lined up behind needing to piss at this urinal." The other guy: "I can't go if anyone is standing next to me." Meanwhile in the ladies' room: "I wish those girls trying to get into this stall would just shut up so I can relax and get all this pee out that I have been holding for 6 hours."
Random Words:
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Portuguese for 'Fuck it' literally translated as 'that it fucks itself'
'Tenho de tomar meu caõ para o veterin..
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The expression of being hella screwed.
you: HOLY HELL HOW DID WE GET HERE??
ME: No clue but if we dont get out we'll be quadrifuc..
