Passive

What is Passive?


1.

adj. allowing others to walk all over you as if you were a doormat

I'm not gonna passively sit at home while that jerk steals my man!

2.

adj. 1: tending to take the submissive, inactive role in sex 2: being acted upon 3: "bottom"

I thought Sam was passive. Why'd you let 'im fuck you?

3.

adjective: In a homosexual relationship between a man and a man, the protagonists cannot have it both ways: one of them gives it to the other. This refers to the person on the receiving end of the penis.

When intending to insult someone by calling them a homosexual, qualifying him as passive makes it more derogatory.

You really are one passive homosexual!

See active, auto-reverse, homo, gay, chuck norris

4.

someone who is passive has no actions involved in whatever is taking place.

a passive submissive conclusive relentless indecisive effect has no meaning whatsoever, though the subpassive, illpassive and bypassive means have more effect on the other passiveness than that of the passive passiveness previously explained in this article.

j watching an argument between 2 rice throwers

rt 1' ai, u chu cum tu, wy u so eval

rt 2' i chu ! u won dat chu !

rt 1' u cum chua, git outcha mi howse !

j had a passive action in this argument

now j is watching a car crash

j' aight, these six sticks of dyno should take care of that pothole...

kid' chyeah

j' now, lets just get over here in this bush and push this little button here...

as j pushes the button three cars, a truck and a pizziola crawl past at an unordinarilly slow pace]

szichkaboom ! ! ! ! ! !

j' yer, pothole is gawnnn hombraro

kid' was that a behemoth i saw ?

j' nah man ur just trippin

kid' but... yer ur right

j' of course, im always right...

kid' i thought that was zaffo

j' ya fukwit, who the fuk is zaffo

kid' mmph... some random dude ?

dude' ai.. who called

j' man im a worldwide shitmagnet

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