What is Passive Shopping?
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Endured primarily by male companions of female shoppers. Undesired side effects range from horrible boredom to herniated disks and bankruptcy.
Saturday I suffered from 6 hours of passive shopping following my girl through town. It started quite OK with a hard on in a lingerie shop. It ended terribly when my vertebral disk slipped while I was carrying all those shoes that she bought with my credit card.
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Webster defines it as an expression used in disbelief.
(Some random dude loses a "sure" victory in Halo)
Random dude: OMFGWT..
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Four on the sack, one in the back.
alternately,
Two on each nut, one in the butt.
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