Pasta Pals

What is Pasta Pals?


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Tony Tomato's group of misfit friends. His girlfriend, Elise, the douche pad. As well as his best buddy, Car, the cock.

"Those crazy pasta pals are always helping tony out when he gets those damned chubrockthings. It really is too bad that the novelty of attaching a dildo to a food service mascot isn't present when the mascots are already sexual in nature. I mean come on, she is a douche pad and he is a cock."


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