What is Pasta Pals?
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Tony Tomato's group of misfit friends. His girlfriend, Elise, the douche pad. As well as his best buddy, Car, the cock.
"Those crazy pasta pals are always helping tony out when he gets those damned
chubrock things. It really is too bad that the novelty of attaching a dildo to a food service mascot isn't present when the mascots are already sexual in nature. I mean come on, she is a douche pad and he is a cock."
Random Words:
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1. A delicious fatherless pastry.
2. A delicious pastry filled with fatherless children.
3. A fatherless slut.
4. A horrible tasting ..
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And adjective describing something so rediculous that you had to add the word damn in the middle for added emphasis.
Victim: I got a $5..
