Pastafarian

What is Pastafarian?


1.

Worshipper and follower of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Have you been touched by His Noodly Appendage? Then put on your pirate outfit and join the Pastafarians!

2.

Portmanteau of pasta and Rastafarian.

Pastafarian (noun) Someone who believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Pastafarian (adjective) Having qualities relating to a Pastafarianistic ideal.

(noun) Joyce is a Pastafarian.

(adjective) Her thoughts and beliefs were considered Pastafarian to most.

See flying spaghetti monster, fsm, pasta, rastafarian, joyce

3.

a believer of the flying spaghetti monster or better known as fsm.

have you been touched by his noodly appendage?

yes, i'm a pastafarian

See flying, spaghetti, monster, pirates, pasta, fsm, chindra

4.

Someone who knows Italian recipes.

I haven't had a burger 'n fries since I turned Pastafarian.

See food, italy, religion, health

5.

A mixture of an Italian, and a person of the West Indies. See: Jamaican Queens, NY, NY.

"Ok, so i'm walking down the street and I see this lame-ass Pastafarian, so i begin to hit him in his lame-ass nose, and then I chant, repeatedly 'you're a lame-ass who can't get laid.'"

6.

a white boy or girl who sports dreadlocks

There were plenty of pastafarians at the reggae festival.


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