What is Pasterbator?
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When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.
"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."
"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"
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The best kind of vitamin water ever made. Acai, blueberry, and pomegranate.
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When a person is addicted to masturbation.
Dude I stay home and jack off 10 times a day! I'm such a Jackoffaddickt.
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A female diplomat, she uses skill and tact in dealing with others.
Person One: Check her out, man. She's got attitude..
Person Tw..
