Pasterbator

What is Pasterbator?

When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.

"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"

"Really?"

"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."

"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"

See adjective, jerkin it, beat, gherkin

R.c.i.

1. Acronym for Rectal Cranial Inversion, i.e. someone with their head up their ass. I had an R.C.I. the other day when I forgot that the p..

Zepur

1. Angel, A beautiful, amazing woman, What a man will ever need and want....Diamond in the rough Hater #1: Damn i wish i was wit that zepu..

Ztunna

1. person wit cash, bling, n gurls, ztunna big balla ztunna big balla gettin crunk makin dolla c'mon baby gurl let me hurr u holla ..

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