Pasterbator

What is Pasterbator?

When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.

"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"

"Really?"

"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."

"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"

See adjective, jerkin it, beat, gherkin

I'm Straight

1. used to say no or no thanks. often said as "i'm good" or "i'm skrate" Corey, you want a beer? nah i&apos..

Ommy

1. Ominous, brooding, foreboding. They really picked an ommy location in New Zealand for Mt. Doom: it's Mt. Ngauruohe. See sep, ..

Delite

1. Short for delight, Slang, often used by teens. Used mostly for food. Oh my god look at that delite sandwich See Anderson..

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