Pasterbator

What is Pasterbator?

When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.

"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"

"Really?"

"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."

"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"

See adjective, jerkin it, beat, gherkin

Iglywigglybob

1. you,ve got your iglywigglybob on (like a great dance move) yo jane u've got ur iglywigglybob on! See dance, groove, moves, hot, b..

Anapube

1. -noun- person without pubes, or hasnt gone through puberty yet. dont talk to me untill your balls drop anapube. See prepubescent, pube..

Heterosexual I.d.

1. A theoretical form of identification issued to heterosexuals (mostly males) which can be revoked if the person acts sufficiently "g..

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