Pasterbator

What is Pasterbator?

When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.

"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"

"Really?"

"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."

"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"

See adjective, jerkin it, beat, gherkin

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Fiznit

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Face-face

1. The best name to call someone to harrass them, or simply the act of rubbing your face on someone elses face. "You stupid fag!"..

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