Pasterbator

What is Pasterbator?

When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.

"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"

"Really?"

"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."

"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"

See adjective, jerkin it, beat, gherkin

Astic

1. another word to describe someone as being a spaztic yo man u astic..

Expigdyke

1. When you have a really fat and ugly girlfriend who likes women, then you kick her fat ass to the curb. My girlfriend is a real fat ugly..

Merc'n Bitches

1. to randomly kill people mercenary style. What are you doing tonight? Merc'n bitches!! Damn, you do that pretty much every nigh..

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