Pasterbator

What is Pasterbator?

When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.

"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"

"Really?"

"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."

"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"

See adjective, jerkin it, beat, gherkin

Keyboard Basher

1. Someone who beats their keyboard in frustration when they lose at a videogame, either due to poor teammates or the sad fact they just su..

Roger

1. Def. numbers correlate with ex. subset numbers! (So, try to read one def. at a time then read it's respective subset example.) 1. ..

8==8

1. teh penis sex0r..

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