Pasterbator

What is Pasterbator?

When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.

"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"

"Really?"

"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."

"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"

See adjective, jerkin it, beat, gherkin

Defugled

1. Word mix meaning Dead Fuckin Ugly. Adjective Pertains to a situation that is beyond horrible (This camping trip is defugled.)..

Imaginary

1. something you wish for that isn't really there. Dude: Hey,where is your car? Other Guy: What car? Yeah,uh,had a little accident....

Gizee Gazoo

1. to be used in place of a word one cannot remember at the time can you get my keys......they're on....uhh.....uhhh that/the gizee g..

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