Pasterbator

What is Pasterbator?


1.

When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.

"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"

"Really?"

"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."

"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"

See adjective, jerkin it, beat, gherkin


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