What is Pasterbator?
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When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.
"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."
"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"
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when 2 or more people get into a physical and emotional fight after the adversary loses in madden football
Toby: Noah your such a douch..
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The perfect bottom on any one person. A booty so cute you can't resist it.
Mike has a wicked Charlie Brown Bum
See charlie, brown..