What is Pasterbator?
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When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.
"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."
"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"
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A character flaw of pride, in which a individual will take unnecessary risks or do dangerous acts if their courage is questioned, such ..
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v. When a girl tries to play you out by saying your meat is small before she has ever seen it.
Don't under-testi-mate me, you don&..
