What is Pasterbator?
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When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.
"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."
"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"
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The 13 year old kid who gets the mad props for the six long, scraggly hairs growing on his chin while half of his peers are still wait..
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1. to ejacualte
2. to express sexual arousal
colin: hey rainman, check out that bird there.
rainman: 85!..
