Pasterbator

What is Pasterbator?

When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.

"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"

"Really?"

"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."

"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"

See adjective, jerkin it, beat, gherkin

Pikie

1. A Pikie is an inbred Irish gypsy. They can usually be found on caravan sites boning their cousins. It is advisable not to walk your dog..

1. under the table job. when you're sitting at a table eating dinner or whatever and a girl gives you something (hj, bj) under the tab..

Aqua Twat

1. a soggy minge That dirty slut was packing a severe aqua twat See twat, minge, slut, soggy, dogs..

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