Pasterbator

What is Pasterbator?

When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.

"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"

"Really?"

"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."

"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"

See adjective, jerkin it, beat, gherkin

Yack And Come Back

1. The skilled art of imbibing additional copious amounts of alcohol after vomiting alcohol consumed earlier. This exercise is frequently..

Naf Brah

1. one would call a great crew naf brah did you see those kids in naf brah last night? amzing stuff See naff, brah, bitchin, eshays..

Impy And Chimpy

1. Mistaken name for "Itchy and Scratchy" Ned Flanders bellowed while watching the Poochy debacle. That's the best episode ..

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