What is Pasterbator?
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When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.
"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."
"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"
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Anytime "band nerds" or "band geeks", congregate somewhere to chill, hang out, and prove that, of course, it's ..
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doing something on purpose but claiming it was an accident
Tom: Mike, I purpcidently had sex with your girlfriend. I am sooo sorry!
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