What is Pasterbator?
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When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.
"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."
"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"
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small amounts of money that are borrowed without having to give it back.
joe - hey, can i have that quarter back that i let you borrow ..
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A medical condition, occurring in about 1 in 300 live male births, in which the urethra opens somewhere between the underside of the hea..
