What is Pasterbator?
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When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.
"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."
"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"
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When your penis becomes half-erect.
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The act of orgasming or 'cumming'. To get one's hole, one must get a hot goy to give one an orgasm. Frequently heard in W..
