Pasterbator

What is Pasterbator?

When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.

"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"

"Really?"

"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."

"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"

See adjective, jerkin it, beat, gherkin

Gbs

1. Gay Butt Sex "So what did you all do over the weekend?" "Nothing much, we went to John's house and had GBS." ..

4 Pound

1. is a .45 cal gun. aka a four fifth. I pull my 4 pound when the beef occur. See BP..

Aquadynamic

1. Like aerodynamic, except in water. That Michael Phelps is one aquadynamic motherfucker. See aerodynamic, aqua, swimming, fish, boats, ..

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