What is Pasterbator?
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When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.
"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."
"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"
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Random Words:
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to call your friend or family member on one of thier friends when they do something stupid or obnoxious.
teen #1. I just ran into that ..
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Another name for Halloween, coined during a fit of A.D.D. excitement, because Christmas is a hop, skip, and a jump away.
Zach - So what..
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the act of being self-absorbed to the point of absurdity.
being obsessive about a feature and then consequentially losing that feature ..