Pasterbator

What is Pasterbator?

When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.

"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"

"Really?"

"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."

"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"

See adjective, jerkin it, beat, gherkin

Jimmy Ron Jin

1. to have a wank / masterbate oh golly gosh that jimmy ron jin was fabulous..

--b

1. emoticon showing thumbs up, but might be slightly disturbed or just not sure whats going on. good job --b See -.-, --a, ^^, ^_^, emoti..

Queefer Madness

1. a wild party of vaginal flatulence, often involving gardening tools, dead rodents, an oven knob, appetizers and twister. see also queef..

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