What is Pasterbator?
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When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.
"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."
"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"
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left foot to mouth
right foot to ass
then give your partner the deep one.
"I can suck dick, i can blow dick, but i cant make a v..
