What is Pasterbator?
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When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.
"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."
"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"
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The act of showing up to a party, smoking weed and falling asleep (at the party) well before it's over.
Dude, Ryan just pulled the..
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A man (or woman) who pleasures himself/herself in public.
Oh look, that guy is didily poping himself!
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