Pasterbator

What is Pasterbator?

When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.

"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"

"Really?"

"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."

"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"

See adjective, jerkin it, beat, gherkin

Ologist

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Just North Of

1. used when you're saying that something is better than amazing or whatever word you say after "just north of..." J-Sweets..

5280

1. a)The amount of feet in one mile b) a gang based in Denver, Colorado being notoriously run by "The Italian Stallion" Yo bitc..

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Pasterbator Edit Meaning