Pastor

What is Pastor?


1.

Protestant religious ministers are often called pastors. A pastor is a man (or a woman) that leads a congregation of believers and has the power to bless and administer the Holy Eucharist, among several other jobs. A pastor is the Protestant equivilent of Roman Catholic priest.

Our pastor studied at Gettysburg Lutheran Seminary.

If you need some spiritual or ever mortal advice or help, you should see your pastor.

2.

Person who legally steals desperate people's money, and will strangely go to heaven.

Also see thief

Look, the pastor bought an Escalade

See thief, preacher, religion, priest, asshole

3.

Pass-tor (n) middle english 1) an ignorant sonofabitch with a Bass boat; 2) a letch who gropes the loins and lucious breasts of Sunday school girls; 3) a man of god who doesn't file income tax returns; and 4) all of the above.

The new pastor porked all the deacon's daughters.

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