Pastoral Studies

What is Pastoral Studies?

the study of cow tending. offered at most institutions of higher learning, like SMU.

girl who shalt remain nameless: "i'm going to take a pastoral studies course"

father of girl: "what do you do there?"

girl: "you take care of cows"

father + family + friend: *silence*

Unthrusty

1. adj. To be of the propensity towards abstaining from the act of fornication. I once tried to date that woman, but she was so damn unthr..

Eargasam

1. whenever you hear a song so good, you just HAVE to eargasam. not related to sex. sort of like when you listen to a song you really like ..

Oy Vey!

1. a term used by jewish old men. can be used in any setting where excitenent or exassperation is called for. (You broke the lamp) Oy vey!..

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