Pastoral Studies

What is Pastoral Studies?

the study of cow tending. offered at most institutions of higher learning, like SMU.

girl who shalt remain nameless: "i'm going to take a pastoral studies course"

father of girl: "what do you do there?"

girl: "you take care of cows"

father + family + friend: *silence*

Hamster Packer

1. someone who puts hamster or gerbils in there anus for sexual pleasure, usually gay he's such a hamster packer..

Fatstard

1. Afflicted with all the characteristics of bastardom and an uncommonly large ass. "look at that fatstard, crying while eating a su..

Chili Bag

1. aka - colostomy bag your grandma should have eaten that whole crave case. now her chili bag hath floweth over. See poop, shit, bag, di..

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