Pastoral Studies

What is Pastoral Studies?

the study of cow tending. offered at most institutions of higher learning, like SMU.

girl who shalt remain nameless: "i'm going to take a pastoral studies course"

father of girl: "what do you do there?"

girl: "you take care of cows"

father + family + friend: *silence*

Mudwick

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Velts

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Dick Runkle

1. When your dick twitches unnaturally and it curls up like it's scared. Watch my dick runkle! See dick, runkle, twitch, fart, pussy..

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