Pastoral Studies

What is Pastoral Studies?

the study of cow tending. offered at most institutions of higher learning, like SMU.

girl who shalt remain nameless: "i'm going to take a pastoral studies course"

father of girl: "what do you do there?"

girl: "you take care of cows"

father + family + friend: *silence*

Zabe

1. A retarded person. That girl over there is definitely a zabe. See retard, handicapped, jb, zabe, dumb..

Zamochit

1. An old Russian method of murder which involves the breaking of every single bone in the body, one by one. Commonly used by the Red Mafia..

Excremains

1. When you have to take a shit, but you have no toilet paper - just paper towels. But, you can't flush the paper towels, so you shit..

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