What is Pastorbation?
1.
Pas-tor-ba-tion (noun)
The act of self-satisfaction while under the supervision / assistance of one's religious leader or pastor
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The execution of sexual acts performed on or by one's religious leader
It is a shame.... those altar boys were victims of pastorbation.
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2.
Masturbation by a priest while hearing an especially steamy confession.
From the rustling and heavy breathing I could tell pastorbation was occurring just beyond the confessional wall.
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