Pastry Fucker

What is Pastry Fucker?

1.

A person who masturbates by sticking their dick in the hollow part of a donut.

Cop gave me a speeding ticket when I was only 5 mph over the limit! What a pastry fucker!

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2.

When u do a donut and pretend it is some asian chick in 8th grade.

Paul Espinosa.

Omg wth did u have to do that?!?!? Ur such a Paul Espinosa...I mean..pastry fucker

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