What is Pastry Fucker?
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A person who masturbates by sticking their dick in the hollow part of a donut.
Cop gave me a speeding ticket when I was only 5 mph over the limit! What a pastry fucker!
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When u do a donut and pretend it is some asian chick in 8th grade.
Paul Espinosa.
Omg wth did u have to do that?!?!? Ur such a Paul Espinosa...I mean..pastry fucker
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To fuck inconsiderably hard, resulting in torn vaginas, chafed penises, and bloody sheets.
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