Pastry Lampard

What is Pastry Lampard?

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Term used to describe a sausage roll, while acknowledging the English Footballer Frank Lampard Jnr. as overweight for a professional athelete.

Note: These would be called Lampard Rolls, but this is a homosexual sex act. Other sausage related products simply replace the word sausage with Lampard - such as 'Cocktail Lampards' and 'Lampard Cakes'

John: Have you got any more Pastry Lampards?

Terry: I have, but I've left them in the splaigen

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