What is Pastry Lampard?
1.
Term used to describe a sausage roll, while acknowledging the English Footballer Frank Lampard Jnr. as overweight for a professional athelete.
Note: These would be called Lampard Rolls, but this is a homosexual sex act. Other sausage related products simply replace the word sausage with Lampard - such as 'Cocktail Lampards' and 'Lampard Cakes'
John: Have you got any more Pastry Lampards?
Terry: I have, but I've left them in the
splaigen
See
Random Words:
1.
Smooth liquid produced by the vagina to help lubricate in sexual activity; The liquid like secretions from a womans genitalia, or vagina..
1.
A curse upon mankind. Only known victim of this curse so far is Hank Hill.
Hank's narrow urethra made him take a minute longer to ..
