What is Pastry Lampard?
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Term used to describe a sausage roll, while acknowledging the English Footballer Frank Lampard Jnr. as overweight for a professional athelete.
Note: These would be called Lampard Rolls, but this is a homosexual sex act. Other sausage related products simply replace the word sausage with Lampard - such as 'Cocktail Lampards' and 'Lampard Cakes'
John: Have you got any more Pastry Lampards?
Terry: I have, but I've left them in the
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to be high off of weed, drunk, or on a extacy pill "thizz".
aiy niga.I was on like shit that night of the party.
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A person who fucks sinks and gets off on drains
Derek is a big sink fucker
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