Pastry Shopping

What is Pastry Shopping?

1.

when a man (or woman for that matter) goes out looking for muffin top females to meet or hook up with. this pursuit can be either conscious or unconscious.

Yo, Alex is really pastry shopping tonight, thats the third muffin top he's macked on tonight!

See muffin top, love handles, sarging, buffet slayer, buffalo bill, fute, tristia, tff, plumper, fat chicks, chubby chaser, chunky monkey, fat admirer

2.

When a guy goes out with the full intention of finding girls with muffin tops and making out with, or sleeping with them.

I just broke up with my girlfriend...I could really use some pastry shopping this weekend.

See muffin top, pua, fatty, chub chaser, snog
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