What is Pasty?
1.
A person with white skin. Not just white, like paper. But whiter! VERY WHITE
John: Wow! U look like someone has rubbed sperm all over u!
Pasty Dave: No! Never fear! i am just pasty!
2.
Possibly the best gastonomic treat ever ! As everyone west of the Tamar knows the proper pasty is found in one place only - the lost Celtic country of the Kernow Republic. Never called the "Cornish pasty" in Cornwall - just plain pasty or tatty oggie will surfice. Secret ingredients can be disclosed as chuck steak or skirting, diced tatties, turnip, onion, salt and pepper and sometimes parsley all enclosed in a special formula pastry wrap. The Kernowyon diaspora keep this traditon going around the world especially in America, South Australia, South Africa and Mexico.
Wos'on with they cheap imitations from 'cross the border - let's 'av a proper 'ansome celtic pasty and a dish of tay dreckly !
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3.
an extremely favourable word to describe and sort of vagina. coming from the pastry treat which resemles the cunt.
even if ur rough as fuck i still think you are lush Wallsend, Byker, Whitley Bay all the fanny is pure classy i'll take you back to my house and fucking smash ya pasty
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4.
A word used to describe a woman of reasonable attraction.
This pasty can be graded using precious metals to express the intensity of the attraction.
1.
Jim: Met some pasty at the weekend!
Chaz: sweet man! how good?
Jim: Golden at the least.
2.
"Mate, i seriously smashed platinum pasty last night!"
3.
"Golden pasty is a right dirty bitch, Fucking love it!"
4.
"I'd fucking ruin that pasty"
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5.
Someone acting white, stupid and not like they should; usually are called Squidward
Squidward was so pasty today he forgot how to count.
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6.
1.Food consisting of minced meat and various vegetables in a pastry wrap. Originated from Cornwall England, UK but imitated in numourous other places now. Good to eat as a snack or as part of a easy meal. Originally it was created by wifes of coal miners of Cornwall, it had all the essential food stuffs needed for a miner. It was cooked slowly overnight in the oven for it to taken into the mines next morning.
2.A person who is fat. Used as a insult.
1.mmmm Lazyboy loves the cornish pastys, ready to eat all day every day!
2.Oi oi look at the fat pasty!
7.
The color of my skin. If you are pasty you have no friends. You are a loser. Stop blinding people and do yourself and others a favor... go get skin cancer and tan.
your ass is so white, and pasty...
your pastiness is blinding me...
Go tan U WHORE OF PASTINESS...NOW...RIGHT NOW..
Look in the mirror, if you think you are pasty, look at your ass...yea you are pasty, AKA, DEATH WARMED OVER!
