Pasty Smash

What is Pasty Smash?

To smash or want to smash someone's pasty means that you would like to have aggressive sex with them.

It can be announced verbally, or signalled by a firm punch into your other hands palm.

From experience, the quote sounds best when prenounced in a Somerset/Dorset accent.

How to use pasty smash in conversation;

*Attractive woman walks past*

"Fworr I would love to smash her pasty!"

"Her pasty would get a good smashin'!"

See smash, pasty, pastey, pastie, sex

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