Pasty Smash

What is Pasty Smash?


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To smash or want to smash someone's pasty means that you would like to have aggressive sex with them.

It can be announced verbally, or signalled by a firm punch into your other hands palm.

From experience, the quote sounds best when prenounced in a Somerset/Dorset accent.

How to use pasty smash in conversation;

*Attractive woman walks past*

"Fworr I would love to smash her pasty!"

"Her pasty would get a good smashin'!"

See smash, pasty, pastey, pastie, sex


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