Pat Dry

What is Pat Dry?

When cleaning a sore or rash-tender anus with toilet paper, ususally after a night of drinking or spicy food.

"Damn, after those cheap beers and tacos last night, I'll be on pat dry for the next couple of days."

See ass-wipe, drips, runs, swamp-ass

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