Pat Fenis

What is Pat Fenis?


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A rather unlucky name that a few misfortunate people in the world possess.

Pat Fenis (On the Phone): Hey, I'd like to apply for a job here?

Receptionist: Sure, can I get your name?

Pat Fenis: Pat Fenis.

Receptionist: Hahaha, I'm guessing you live on "15 Dard Hick Road" as well?

*hangs up*

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