What is Pat Jones?
1.
An extraordinarily large male sexual organ.
"Once word got out that my homeboy was workin' with a Pat Jones he had to beat the ladies off with a stick."
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2.
A method of convincing somebody you have a larger than normal sex-organ by making an Urban Dictionary post on yourself explaining the prior when in fact your reproduction tools are of Harbor Freight quality nicknamed "micro machines"
Yo, I think that fella just pulled a Pat Jones on that chick, shes totally questioning her iphone and his tiny bulge.
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The act of ejaculating in a breezys hair and slicking it back.
I threw the 1950's slickback on Allie Roberts.
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Someone who leaves virtually no space between the front of his car and the rear of another car. In US English you might call it a trunk ..
