What is Pat Jones?
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An extraordinarily large male sexual organ.
"Once word got out that my homeboy was workin' with a Pat Jones he had to beat the ladies off with a stick."
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A method of convincing somebody you have a larger than normal sex-organ by making an Urban Dictionary post on yourself explaining the prior when in fact your reproduction tools are of Harbor Freight quality nicknamed "micro machines"
Yo, I think that fella just pulled a Pat Jones on that chick, shes totally questioning her iphone and his tiny bulge.
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Something so terrible it makes you want to either A. vomit or B. die.
"Did you see that girl Pete was all over? Disgusture."
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The common occurrence wherein one party of a long term marriage dies and the surviving party dies shortly thereafter.
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