Pat Jones

What is Pat Jones?

1.

An extraordinarily large male sexual organ.

"Once word got out that my homeboy was workin' with a Pat Jones he had to beat the ladies off with a stick."

See dong, schlong, ron jeremy, cj, pet-squirrel

2.

A method of convincing somebody you have a larger than normal sex-organ by making an Urban Dictionary post on yourself explaining the prior when in fact your reproduction tools are of Harbor Freight quality nicknamed "micro machines"

Yo, I think that fella just pulled a Pat Jones on that chick, shes totally questioning her iphone and his tiny bulge.

See pat, jones
61

Random Words:

The Chrysler 300
1. Losing control of your bowels on the way home from an event and using your front seat as your toliet as you pray to god to make it home...
Read more
W00tness
1. A state of maximum happiness. Like when you feel like shouting "w00t!" so loud, that the whole world can hear you. Rolling wi..
Read more
Emosphere
1. An atmosphere approx. 3-4 feet in radius around an emo/scene person, very few emo/scene actually have an emosphere, but when you are in ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free