Pat Jones

What is Pat Jones?


1.

An extraordinarily large male sexual organ.

"Once word got out that my homeboy was workin' with a Pat Jones he had to beat the ladies off with a stick."

See dong, schlong, ron jeremy, cj, pet-squirrel

2.

A method of convincing somebody you have a larger than normal sex-organ by making an Urban Dictionary post on yourself explaining the prior when in fact your reproduction tools are of Harbor Freight quality nicknamed "micro machines"

Yo, I think that fella just pulled a Pat Jones on that chick, shes totally questioning her iphone and his tiny bulge.

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