Pat Jones

What is Pat Jones?


1.

An extraordinarily large male sexual organ.

"Once word got out that my homeboy was workin' with a Pat Jones he had to beat the ladies off with a stick."

See dong, schlong, ron jeremy, cj, pet-squirrel

2.

A method of convincing somebody you have a larger than normal sex-organ by making an Urban Dictionary post on yourself explaining the prior when in fact your reproduction tools are of Harbor Freight quality nicknamed "micro machines"

Yo, I think that fella just pulled a Pat Jones on that chick, shes totally questioning her iphone and his tiny bulge.

See pat, jones


61

Random Words:

1. whilst drinkin yellow gatorade, you see huge crit, thus fore laughing uncontrolably and spitting gatorade on computer screen So i was i..
1. The women who somewhat mysteriously appear onstage with a fully erect Oscar, ready to award to the winner. Check out the tits on that O..
1. (n.) Although not used as what it means everytime but more likely and insult. This word is a derrogatory slang for being a hardcore fag..