What is Pat Jones?
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An extraordinarily large male sexual organ.
"Once word got out that my homeboy was workin' with a Pat Jones he had to beat the ladies off with a stick."
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A method of convincing somebody you have a larger than normal sex-organ by making an Urban Dictionary post on yourself explaining the prior when in fact your reproduction tools are of Harbor Freight quality nicknamed "micro machines"
Yo, I think that fella just pulled a Pat Jones on that chick, shes totally questioning her iphone and his tiny bulge.
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The first dump taken in a newly occupied house or apartment.
We moved in on Saturday and Steve took the inaugural hog in the master bat..
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a blonde idiot female ninja in the anime series Naruto. Has absolutely no effect on the plot whatsoever, and is a total moron/Sasuke fan..
