Pat Powers

What is Pat Powers?


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To cream one's pants/jeans/shorts or other article of lower body clothing prematurely and in an embarrassing fashion

"This girl and I were so close to getting it on but I Pat Powers'd! I knew I shoulda spanked it before our date!"

"Man, L4D2 is gonna make me Pat Powers all over the place!"

See jizz, splooge, came, unibrow, load


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