Pat Powers

What is Pat Powers?

To cream one's pants/jeans/shorts or other article of lower body clothing prematurely and in an embarrassing fashion

"This girl and I were so close to getting it on but I Pat Powers'd! I knew I shoulda spanked it before our date!"

"Man, L4D2 is gonna make me Pat Powers all over the place!"

See jizz, splooge, came, unibrow, load

Smeezing

1. (verb) what a smut/skeezer does. The act of being a skeezer. Tell your girl to stop smeezing. See smeezer, skeezer, smut, slut, hoe..

Old Whitey

1. Any large white dog that drools to a disgusting degree; also a large white dog that generally gets itself horribly dirty as quick as you..

Zanzadorf

1. The great many-eyed squirrel of the Four Winds. A lesser known deity popularized by Big Foot after a harsh debate over gay marriage wit..

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