Pat Powers

What is Pat Powers?

To cream one's pants/jeans/shorts or other article of lower body clothing prematurely and in an embarrassing fashion

"This girl and I were so close to getting it on but I Pat Powers'd! I knew I shoulda spanked it before our date!"

"Man, L4D2 is gonna make me Pat Powers all over the place!"

See jizz, splooge, came, unibrow, load

Datum

1. The singular of data; but this form is never used anymore. One example that shows Gresham's law, which says "bad money drives..

Prawnography

1. Illicit photographs of prawns and other crustaceans. I need some hot sea booty... where's my prawnography? See pornography, porn,..

Real Men

1. "Real Men" is a phrase which literally means "Douche Bags Like Me" (or singular - "A Douche Bag Like Me") ..

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