Pat Powers

What is Pat Powers?

To cream one's pants/jeans/shorts or other article of lower body clothing prematurely and in an embarrassing fashion

"This girl and I were so close to getting it on but I Pat Powers'd! I knew I shoulda spanked it before our date!"

"Man, L4D2 is gonna make me Pat Powers all over the place!"

See jizz, splooge, came, unibrow, load

Utc

1. Coordinated Universal Time. Same as GMTor Greenwich Mean Time. The two terms are often used loosely to refer to time kept on the Green..

Asstek

1. The semi-popular Pontiac SUV. Known for its horrable styling cues, and terribly stupid options ($3500 tent) "What are you gonna do..

Zentmire

1. One of your friends who always hurts his or her face when they're drunk. Dude, he is the group zentmire. See hurt, face, z, funny..

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