Pat The Panda

What is Pat The Panda?

To masturbate (can be used to describe the male or female act).

After a long day of class, Ethan was ready to pat the panda.

Cindy called in sick but I suspect she is at home patting the panda.

See wank, jerk off, spank the monkey, choke the chicken, beat off

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