Pat The Wombat

What is Pat The Wombat?

To pet or caress a furry four legged animal(wombat), or to masturbate vigorously with both hands.

I watched my friend pat the wombat, which he found in the forest three days before.

My bathtub was sticky after my friend finished patting his wombat.

See wank, jack-off, jizz, masturbate

Splut

1. An extreme version of a slut. Guy1: wow, I heard that girl slept with the whole football team Guy2: what a splut! See slut, whore, pr..

V.d.s.

1. See Vaginal Deprivation Syndrome. I think I'm having V.D.S.; I'm really sore since I haven't even got laid since last ye..

W.i.c.k.

1. Everything you need before you leave the house... Wallet, iPod, Cell phone and Keys. He knew he had everything he needed after a quick..

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