Pat The Wombat

What is Pat The Wombat?


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To pet or caress a furry four legged animal(wombat), or to masturbate vigorously with both hands.

I watched my friend pat the wombat, which he found in the forest three days before.

My bathtub was sticky after my friend finished patting his wombat.

See wank, jack-off, jizz, masturbate


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