Pat Your Shants

What is Pat Your Shants?

The art of one shitting ones pants.

Scottish saying.

Also check poop your pants

What's that smell. Have you "Pat your Shants" ya dirty bastard?

Fred was so drunk last night that he "Pat his Shants"

See shit your pants, shart, shite, shit, scat, bullshit, cleveland steamer, dookie, crap, poo, turd, jobby, fecal matter, dump

Imaginary

1. something you wish for that isn't really there. Dude: Hey,where is your car? Other Guy: What car? Yeah,uh,had a little accident....

Bjort

1. (v) To noisily expel gaseous matter from a small, puckered, Icelandic orifice. Jumping Jesus, did you just bjort?!?..

Beefy Nougat

1. 1) Semen. 2) Making the noobmistake of giving a guy a blowjob with teeth. "Brian's beefy nougat was gross after all that aspa..

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