What is Pat Your Shants?
1.
The art of one shitting ones pants.
Scottish saying.
Also check poop your pants
What's that smell. Have you "Pat your Shants" ya dirty bastard?
Fred was so drunk last night that he "Pat his Shants"
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A short piece of writing or prose often with no point or purpose.
Example of a vinaigrette:
The ignorance he had was what she loathed ..