Pat Your Shants

What is Pat Your Shants?

The art of one shitting ones pants.

Scottish saying.

Also check poop your pants

What's that smell. Have you "Pat your Shants" ya dirty bastard?

Fred was so drunk last night that he "Pat his Shants"

See shit your pants, shart, shite, shit, scat, bullshit, cleveland steamer, dookie, crap, poo, turd, jobby, fecal matter, dump

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1. The act of a guy having sex with a girl as a favor to her. Mostly when a girl makes it obvious she needs sexual gratification. That ho..

Heroic Stalker

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Cessy

1. Drunk, wasted, hammered, shitfaced. Short for cesspool. After only two glasses of wine Lisa was totally cessy! 2. the cessy is a sea ..

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