What is Pat Your Shants?
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The art of one shitting ones pants.
Scottish saying.
Also check poop your pants
What's that smell. Have you "Pat your Shants" ya dirty bastard?
Fred was so drunk last night that he "Pat his Shants"
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adj. having the characteristic of not being spiffalicious
"This party is so unspiffalicious!"
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A way to describe a really really fugly person.
He needs to take his hurt ass piece the fuck up outta my kool-aid...