Pat Your Shants

What is Pat Your Shants?

The art of one shitting ones pants.

Scottish saying.

Also check poop your pants

What's that smell. Have you "Pat your Shants" ya dirty bastard?

Fred was so drunk last night that he "Pat his Shants"

See shit your pants, shart, shite, shit, scat, bullshit, cleveland steamer, dookie, crap, poo, turd, jobby, fecal matter, dump

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Quamidders

1. The remnants of crackers left in the bottom of the box. I just ate a handfull of quamidders! See cracker, quamidders, remnants, bottom..

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1. Old-school way of saying "expenses" OHNOES! gotta close these Expendibles accounts See money, expenses, accounting, cash, te..

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