Pat Your Shants

What is Pat Your Shants?

The art of one shitting ones pants.

Scottish saying.

Also check poop your pants

What's that smell. Have you "Pat your Shants" ya dirty bastard?

Fred was so drunk last night that he "Pat his Shants"

See shit your pants, shart, shite, shit, scat, bullshit, cleveland steamer, dookie, crap, poo, turd, jobby, fecal matter, dump

Viagratration

1. when u take a bag of viagra break ur dick in half and fuck urself in the ass and the penis comes out ur mouth last night i had a viagra..

Uglify

1. the act to make oneself unattractive. I dont want to go to work...people will hiton me. I better uglify myself. 2. 1. To become ugly..

Xsear

1. A Swedish Gamer. Likes to hack into game engines. Plays World of Warcraft and Star Wars: Jedi Knight 3: Jedi Academy. ^6X^0sear ^7hax..

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