Pat Your Weave

What is Pat Your Weave?


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When you get a fine hair weave and it itches, you stay looking flyby patting it instead of scratching your hair. This is because a weave is not your actual hair so you can't scratch your actual scalp to relieve the itch.

"Girl, your hair looks so good."

"I know."

"Yeah but it itches so badly."

"Just pat your weave."

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