Patagoober

What is Patagoober?


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In the trendy outdoor merchandise world, someone who loves Patagonia, or Patagucci, so much that they revolve their entire wardrobe and life around it. Usually, they will point out to those who are around them of the awesome clothing that they are wearing.

I swear I was the only guy on the slope today who wasn't a pathetic Patagoober.

See patagonia, patagucci


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