What is Patch Day?
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The day that shines with human error. Happens when MMORPGs get updated or "fixed" with a patch, and madness breaks out on the forums about "Omg I cant log in!" or "Fix teh game or im not paying no more!!" Then they try to blame it on the players that they are doing something wrong.
Usually lasts until the start of the next day.
Never play on patch day.
Random Words:
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About 50 yards, not nearly as far as an actual mile
I had to park my car a fuckin' mile away
Oh man the liquor store is only like..