What is Patch Poke?
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the act of approaching a person with an eye patch over their eye, then you quickly and viciously rip off their eye patch revealing that there is not an eye in his/her eye socket, so you force him/her to his knees and thrust your male genitalia in and out of the empty eye socket
i just patch poked your mom til she was retarded
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a small round frozen brick you put into the microwave and then eat, putting you in an alternate reality where everyone loves you. It al..
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The patch of skin between your balls and your anus. Scientifically, perineumalso known as gooch.
Hey mom! My gym teacher just made me..
