What is Patch Poke?
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the act of approaching a person with an eye patch over their eye, then you quickly and viciously rip off their eye patch revealing that there is not an eye in his/her eye socket, so you force him/her to his knees and thrust your male genitalia in and out of the empty eye socket
i just patch poked your mom til she was retarded
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an act of sheer stupidity and/or incompetance. normally involving driving a car through a wall, or projectile vomiting. Normally precede..