What is Patch Poke?
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the act of approaching a person with an eye patch over their eye, then you quickly and viciously rip off their eye patch revealing that there is not an eye in his/her eye socket, so you force him/her to his knees and thrust your male genitalia in and out of the empty eye socket
i just patch poked your mom til she was retarded
Random Words:
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-a describing words for someone who does something incredibly stupid or looks ridiculous or dumb.
'Oh my god, that outfit is tard ..
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Getting your clothes washed for free by tossing them into someone else's washer/dryer load.
"These aren't my jeans."..
