What is Patch The One Eyed Snake?
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To wank, or masturbate.
Uncle Herbert told me to patch the one eyed snake, so I went out looking for a one with a box of band-aids. I eventually got tired as I couldn't find it, so I ran behind a bush and masturbated furiously.
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Function: Noun
Etymology: masculine, hysteria
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Shagging a girl in the bottom and then allowing a girl below to suck your penis clean (dipping motion)
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