Patch The One Eyed Snake

What is Patch The One Eyed Snake?

1.

To wank, or masturbate.

Uncle Herbert told me to patch the one eyed snake, so I went out looking for a one with a box of band-aids. I eventually got tired as I couldn't find it, so I ran behind a bush and masturbated furiously.

See masturbate, flog the dolphin, wank, toss, jack off, wanker, tosser, ejaculate

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