What is Patch The One Eyed Snake?
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To wank, or masturbate.
Uncle Herbert told me to patch the one eyed snake, so I went out looking for a one with a box of band-aids. I eventually got tired as I couldn't find it, so I ran behind a bush and masturbated furiously.
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A person of the African race, that happens to suck ass at videogames.
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A term used to describe two people who are close or tight friends; can also be used to suggest a sexual relationship between two people
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