Patchatch

What is Patchatch?

A hairy bit of womanhood, otherwise known as a VAGINA.

Some of them are smelly, like clams and fish and such, but some smell like a summer's eve, cuz they've been douched too much

"I think Jared gave me crabs...My patchatch is really itchy..."

_y_

1. A womans ass with thongs. Typically used in IM chats: Did you see that (_Y_) on her? See ass, thongs, booty, emoticons, g-string, butt..

Golden Starfish

1. When a chick wants to go anal with you, instead of lube, use instant tanning lotion. It'll feel the same, but when you're done..

Angry Spider

1. A use of a hand for sexual gratification. To properly give an angry spider one must either recieve a partners or his/her own thumb up th..

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