Patchatch

What is Patchatch?

A hairy bit of womanhood, otherwise known as a VAGINA.

Some of them are smelly, like clams and fish and such, but some smell like a summer's eve, cuz they've been douched too much

"I think Jared gave me crabs...My patchatch is really itchy..."

Quarter-assed

1. Half of half-assed; a very, very poor attempt. First coined by GC of Fafarazzi. Those new kids can't even make a quarter-assed att..

Saggy Tits

1. Usually said out of impulse, and unprovoked. The "tits" part is held on and exaggerated, and along with a gay voice it sounds ..

Faggify

1. The process of transforming/transmuting a human/object into that of a faggot. The Headteacher took the school children into his office ..

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