Patchatch

What is Patchatch?

A hairy bit of womanhood, otherwise known as a VAGINA.

Some of them are smelly, like clams and fish and such, but some smell like a summer's eve, cuz they've been douched too much

"I think Jared gave me crabs...My patchatch is really itchy..."

Unrequited Bluetooth Conversation

1. When you think someone is talking to you, but they're really talking to someone over the bluetooth peice in their ear "Hey Je..

Ziplocked

1. The act of putting a ziplog bag over your finger and fingering your ass or someone else's ass. The ziplog bag is used so your finge..

Neckid

1. it is a slang term for naked, or seeing someones neck after rubbing two necks vigorously. "dawg, that bitch was totally neckid in ..

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