What is Patchwork?
1.
Slipshod, poorly-designed. Most often used to describe organizations.
Our patchwork trash committee has changed the weekly trash day three times in the past two months; those guys need to get their collective act together quickly.
2.
Attaining intoxication at a party without buying any liquor. Achieved by 'bumming' one or two shots from several of your friends.
Man, I thought that party was gonna suck because I had no booze, I got lucky and was able to patchwork the night.
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3.
Your favorite Dj/Producer. Does experimental electronic compositions with a pop edge.
Man Dj Patchwork doesn't ever play out and never promotes his album. How come people know who he is?
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A hom who uses his cock to buff the peanuts contained within another hom's terd (i.e fucking him up the arse)
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With Out No K.Y. When you don't have any lubricant for butt-sex, but you decide to do it anyway.
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