Patchy Pussy

What is Patchy Pussy?

A muff of vaginal hair that looks as though it attempted to swallow a lawnmower, and lost.

Joe: How was Kathy last night?

Mark: Damn, she had one hell of a patchy pussy!

Joe: Did she down a 40 before she shaved?

Mark: Sure looked like the razer was on auto-pilot!

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