Patiently Waiting Edit Meaning

1. The vagina of a Muppet. Moist and delicious. Miss Piggy's moff was sopping with delight, ready for Kermie's green penetrator...

1. Totally messed up; completely messed up. (screwed) "He deleted some of his system files, and now he's zonkified."..

1. someone who acts liek hes a gangster on websites such as myspace but in real life is really just a retarded moron soulpoint called jaz ..