Patio Scab

What is Patio Scab?


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The white equivalent to a Porch Monkey. Also known as a Driveway Drinker. Commonly found in suburban neighborhoods watching children play but pounding beers.

Hey patio scab, stop polishing your Harley and get me a beer

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